Saturday, 29 July 2017

Advice to our ladies of this century that forms slay Queen's and pepper dem gang...

Dear ladies, there so many facts you don't know about guys. Guys will never marry a girl that fucks like a pornstar, smokes like a dragon, drinks all kinds of alcohol and Pierce everywhere pierceable ,
Who wants to take a girl that customized her body with tattoos, can't do without heavy make up and dresses like a bitch, home ? Cooking skills - zero, laundry game - novice, traditional etiquettes - poor, home management - terrible. Just to wash plate, you'll complaining, washing your own clothes na war, noodles is your best food and you always hate environmentals.
Shey you want to hear the bitter truth, guyss will tell you to keep it up, keep slaying. He will take you to shoprite, justrite, tantalizer, Mr Biggs, cinema, and everywhere you want to go. Shebi you can do Snapchat and carry flower on your head. Every time "nails on fleek", "eyebrows on fleek", " pepper dem nonsense" your future will still pepper you. Too much atarodo sauce and chivita juice. Continue, he will keep encouraging you and dating you, he will hangout with you and have fun with you but at the end of the day, he will leave y'all and go and look a very decent Girl and marry.
He won't even care if she's from the village self. So far she can perform all wiffy duties and make us comfortable and happy. By then where will you be? What will you do with your life? Better slay with your sense and let your thinking be on fleek. A word is enough for the wise.

Good luck
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